'Drunk' and 'irritable' wasps are going on 'stinging rampages' across the UK after drinking cider in pub beer gardens because they have run out of food.
There's no getting away from it, as much as we all love it, Scarborough is hardly likely to match the sun-kissed island of Ibiza in the party holiday stakes.
He's worked with some of the biggest names in music, enjoyed a string of hits and battled back from what was thought to be terminal cancer, but even when you're disco legend Nile Rodgers, things can still go wrong.
It's impossible to think of Butlin's without conjuring up images of knobbly knees competitions, cheery Redcoats and 1950s holidaymakers swapping home for a chalet for a well-earned break.